Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now