i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it