Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.