Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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