Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd