who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever