I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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