I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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