I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
kristin has been a bad kristin
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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