Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
