TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Randomize
