PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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