I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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