Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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