Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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