I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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