you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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I checked into jail on foursquare
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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