Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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