Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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