this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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