I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.