How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair