The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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