i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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