What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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