If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
my shit smells like andre
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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