im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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