Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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