There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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