:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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