is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and she was petting her beer can
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
as a side note pls kill me
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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