i think i have two assholes
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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