That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So vagazzling was a success
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
