Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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