Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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