i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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