it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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