Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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