i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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