your parents love me but you hate me
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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