Having a random hookup so left but love u
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Randomize