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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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