I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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