so that wasnt chicken after all
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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