Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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