You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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