Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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