I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
