From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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