Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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