She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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