Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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