I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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