Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
false alarm. still invincible.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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