Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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