Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm too high and old for this...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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