return my video game
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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