Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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