I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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