I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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