Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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